Human Disaster

THIS is why I love Andrea. This moment right here. Finally she knows Every. Single. Truth. (she...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 09:13:00 -0700

THIS is why I love Andrea. This moment right here. Finally she knows Every. Single. Truth. (she didn’t know he was a rapist before last night) about the Governor, and also learns, in the process, that he might kill her at any moment. She breaks down and starts crying and she knows she can’t go back there because she realizes her life is in danger. She’s SCARED.

But she does go back, anyway. Not for herself. She goes back there because she knows she has to do something. She has protect Milton. She has to protect Tyreese, Sasha, Karen. And she also has to protect the people at the prison. She has to protect Judith and Carl and Hershel. She has to stop the Governor. She has no idea how she’s gonna do it. She even tells Hershel she doesn’t know what to do. But she goes because she knows it’s what she needs to do. It might get her killed. It probably WILL get her killed.

But with Andrea it’s not about what she wants. It’s what she NEEDS to do. She’s not trying to save her own ass. On the contrary, she’s willing to die for both groups. And that’s fucking amazing and badass.

So what if Andrea isn’t at the prison in that watch tower sniping walkers left and right and asking Rick if her riot gear makes her look fat? Let’s face it, Team Prison is screwed. Team Woodbury is going to obliterate them so there’s no point in going to the prison. Her storyline is much richer, much more complex, and a million times more humane on the show.

Because let’s face it, in Andrea’s situation most of us would like “screw you all, I’m going to live in that cabin in the woods.” We wouldn’t try. We’d sit back and watch both teams kill each other. We’d sit back and watch The Governor shoot Carol and then we’d cry about it. But we wouldn’t give our lives to try to stop it. We’d be like, “I didn’t shoot Carol directly, so it’s not my fault.” We wouldn’t do anything. I know I wouldn’t. I wouldn’t try to stop the Governor. I’d worry about my own ass. Rick isn’t doing anything. Glenn isn’t doing anything. Milton isn’t doing anything. Merle isn’t doing anything. They keep talking about doing something, but no one is doing anything.

Andrea is. Her first plan failed. Now she’s trying to come up with a second plan. She doesn’t know what it’s gonna be and she’s scared, but there are lives in danger and to her that’s more important.

It’s the courageous things we do when we’re scared that show how strong we really are. It’s one thing to fight when you’re cornered. But to start a revolution and sentence yourself to death to save others… That is breathtaking.

Long live the queen.

In this miraculously captured footage, the wild HBIC squares off...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 04:32:55 -0800

In this miraculously captured footage, the wild HBIC squares off against the Redneck Badass. The HBIC’s scrawny little arms are no match for the Redneck Badass’s guns, but the Redneck finds victory in his impression and domination of her. The HBIC feigns disinterest, but is successfully wooed.

They’ll mate just seconds later.

nothingiseverautomatic: Bushisms by Troy & Britta

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 22:54:40 -0800

nothingiseverautomatic:

Bushisms by Troy & Britta

A-Z of Tina Fey↳ L: Liz Lemon.

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 22:12:24 -0800

A-Z of Tina Fey
↳ L: Liz Lemon.

Me (Spongebob) vs humanity.

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 19:18:22 -0800

Me (Spongebob) vs humanity.

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Fri, 21 Sep 2012 12:18:39 -0700

Rick and Andrea are the most badass couple EVER.

Thu, 10 May 2012 12:21:16 -0700

Rick: Honey?
Andrea: Yes, sweetie?
Rick: Can you shoot this asshole for me? He’s pissing me off.
Andrea: Sure thing, dear. *BAM*
Rick: Thanks, darling.
Andrea: Any time, baby.

Jesus Christ, their love is fucking flawless.

I went to Google images on my phone, typed "Rick/Andrea", and these three thumbnails were right next to each other:

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 06:50:56 -0700

The Dixons and their nicknames.

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:11:02 -0700

The Dixons and their nicknames.

Interviewer: Give us your best tip for overcoming depression.

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 00:04:01 -0700

Interviewer: Give us your best tip for overcoming depression.
Stephen Fry: To regard it as being like the weather. It's not your responsibility that it's raining, but it is real when it rains, and the fact that it's raining does not mean that the rain is never going to stop. The only thing to do is to believe that, one day, it won't be raining and accept it so you can find a mental umbrella to shield yourself from the worst. The sun will eventually come up.

She makes me hate the fact that I’m not a lesbian. Ugh....

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 08:02:06 -0700

She makes me hate the fact that I’m not a lesbian. Ugh. Look at her fucking perfection. Why did God punish me by making me straight?

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Fri, 30 Mar 2012 06:46:43 -0700

"As a side note, I’m starting to think that the Britta/Troy shippers may be onto something. Troy..."

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 01:16:02 -0700

“As a side note, I’m starting to think that the Britta/Troy shippers may be onto something. Troy seems to find Britta annoying and attractive in equal measure. She fascinates him as much as she repulses him. Someone who can call Britta “really cool” in one episode and “the pizza burn on the roof of the world’s mouth” in another is probably the perfect match for her. Besides, logic dictates that when a man and a woman dress as the two different versions of Michael Jackson, the writers are sending a message that these two characters are meant for each other.”

- http://funnyfeminist.com/2012/03/25/britta-perry-licensed-psychology-major-reluctant-wedding-planner/ (via kbsaysthings)

Holy Crap

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 12:55:02 -0700

I just rewatched the Walking Dead finale. When the group leaves Andrea it’s night time but everyone was still up and Rick had just killed Shane right after sunset. Then the farm gets overrun. Say Andrea is left behind around 9/10 pm. We saw her running the next morning and there’s too many walkers near her, so there’s no way she got any rest or sleep. At this point, 12 hours into it, she’s been running non-stop, only slows down to check her ammo. She can slow down to a walk sometimes, but mostly has to run.

When we see her later, she’s barely dragging herself and is too exhausted to even carry her bag. It’s already dark-ish at that time, they’re closer to the equator, and they just passed summer, so I’m guessing it must’ve been around 8 pm or so when Michonne saved her.

So homegirl was running, non stop for 24 hours, without food or water, fighting zombies and carrying all the heavy ammo.

Andrea is the fucking BOSS.

Jesus, it’s like she cloned herself.

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 07:28:56 -0700

Jesus, it’s like she cloned herself.

Being an Andrea fan right now:

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 07:26:09 -0700

I’m so glad I stuck by her. I’m so glad I gave her a chance. From the moment I saw her I knew she was going to be amazing. And look at her now. Look how little and skinny she is. But she can grab a zombie and smash its head against a tree like a boss. She just goes on. Even when no one in the group cares about her. Even when the group leaves her behind like she’s a piece of shit. She continues to fight. She keeps running. She doesn’t give up. She keeps fighting until the very end.

Andrea, there are no words to describe how much I love you. You wonderful, amazing, fierce bitch. I will stan you until the day I die.

Lori and Carol can GTFO. It's all about Andrea and Michonne now.

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 20:59:01 -0700

Fierce fucking bitches kicking ass all over the place.

GIRL POWER

Andrea. What a fucking flawless bitch.

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 20:46:03 -0700

PRAISE ANDREA FOREVER

kabletown: Ugh. Liz and Criss are SO perfect together. THIS!...

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 08:26:20 -0700

kabletown:

Ugh. Liz and Criss are SO perfect together.

THIS! THIS!

Rick: Challenge AcceptedShane: Troll FaceLori: LOLDaryl: Fuck...

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 08:20:57 -0700

Rick: Challenge Accepted
Shane: Troll Face
Lori: LOL
Daryl: Fuck Yeah Guy
Andrea: Poker Face
Glenn: Okay Guy
Hershel: Y U NO
Dale: Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
Carol: WHHYYYY
T-Dog: Forever Alone

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.